About:

Mike (owner) with yellow Joyce Manor T-shirt, tattoos, glasses, and holding papers standing next to Actor/Director Tommy Wiseau from the Room, who is standing behind a plastic shield in the lobby of a movie theater

Small Sad Yard Sale actually started as a concept for an emo band back in 2014 when I moved from Philly to Portland — something in the world of Dntel meets Casiotone for the Painfully Alone meets Cursive. I’d already spent about twelve years playing in a bunch of different bands. I played drums (decently), bass (poorly), and synth (even worse), but none of those projects ever quite hit the sound I was chasing.

I wanted to make a true emo band — the kind of sad, weird, beautifully messy… something raw. But I was in a new city, without a kit, and without any friends yet.

I sat on the name “Small Sad Yard Sale” for a long time, finally registering the Gmail address on my birthday in 2016. Around then, I started posting on Craigslist, trying to find bandmates. I’d write stuff like:

“Pocket drummer with touring and recording experience looking to form an emo band inspired by Cursive, TGUK, Saves the Day, Alkaline Trio. Don’t currently have a kit but have a steady job, can split space, hit me up.”

It took about a month and a half before someone reached out — a guy starting a new solo project who needed a drummer. His old band had kind of the right vibe, and they even had a kit for me to use, so I joined for a bit. But eventually, personality clashes crept in and no room for creative input. I made the decision to leave the project.

Not long after, my girlfriend (now my amazing wife) got a new job in a new city, so we packed up and went on an adventure. Between the chaos of relocating, growing up, and getting engaged, other creative ventures. Music got put on the back burner.

Then COVID hit — and like that five years gone, like a blur.

During that time, things got rough. I struggled with drinking, isolation, paranoia — and eventually learned I’d been living with Borderline Personality Disorder and PTSD for almost thirty years. Therapy helped. It still helps. I’ve been in it for 3+ years now, I’ve also started managing my ADHD and happy to report I’m 3+ years alcohol sober.

Now at 39, with carpal tunnel setting in, I’ve accepted that my dreams of drumming in a band might not happen the way I imagined — and that’s okay. I never really knew what the sound was anyway. I was always just chasing it — imagining what my favorite artists’ next record might sound like, mixing styles, experimenting, and pretending my imaginary band had the perfect discography.

Small Sad Yard Sale became that band.
Your favorite band that never released a single song.
This is their merch inspired by their inspirations.

- Mike (Percussion, Synth, Acoustic Guitar, Backing Vocals)

 

A cozy room decorated with string lights, a large LED wall display, posters and flags on the wall, a desk with a monitor and keyboard, a TV, a drum set, and a large window showing greenery outside.
A multi-tier wooden and metal drying rack with glass trays on various levels, placed against a white wall in a room with black and white patterned tile floor.

My Process:

Everything at Small Sad Yard Sale is made by me — designed, printed, packed, and shipped out of my home studio. I use an Epson E8000 dye-ink printer with Koala paper. Art prints are on heavy-weight cardstock, and shirts are hand screen-printed with water-based inks. Buttons are printed on high-gloss photo paper and pressed by hand in small batches.

Since everything’s made by hand, sometimes small imperfections happen. I check each order before it ships, but if something’s off, just message me. Most items (unless it’s a limited run) can be replaced, returned, or exchanged without a problem.

For shirts, I usually go with Tultex Soft or Gildan Softstyle — basically whatever feels the best and doesn’t cost a fortune when it’s time to print. Every shirt gets prewashed in non-allergenic detergent on cold and tumble-dried low so the ink settles better and the fabric feels right.

This shop runs out of my home, and yeah, I’ve got some furry roommates. The studio itself is pet-free, and I keep garments stored in sealed containers, but there’s always a chance a stray hair could sneak through. I do my best to keep things clean, but if you’ve got severe allergies, just a heads-up..