Small Sad YardSale Toaster Bath Sticker - 3 Inch Glossy Vinyl - Alkaline Trio Parody Decal

$6.25
Armageddon in the Bathtub

This 3-inch glossy die-cut sticker features a striking hand-drawn illustration of a woman reaching for a flying toaster while in the bath. A direct nod to the dark, romanticized macabre of early 2000s punk, the "Small Sad Yard Sale" branding is custom-lettered to match the legendary Alkaline Trio font. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who prefers their nostalgia with a side of dark humor and a catchy chorus.

Technical Specifications

Dimensions: 3 inches at the widest point (Die-cut to character and bubble silhouette).

Finish: Gloss for deep blacks and high-contrast red.
Material: Water-resistant, premium vinyl built for longevity on daily-use gear.
Adhesive: Strong permanent bond that sticks to most smooth, non-porous surfaces.

Handmade Quality Guarantee I handle every step of the process in my studio—from the original ink drawing to the final precision cut. Each sticker is personally inspected for quality. If yours arrives with a structural defect or printing error that wasn't caused by your own application or rough handling, I will replace it at no cost.

Where to Stick It This vinyl decal is built for high-visibility spots like laptop lids, hydroflasks, and guitar cases. The glossy finish ensures the clean linework and bold red lettering stay sharp, even if things get a little splashy.

This is for:

Alkaline Trio fans who still have Maybe I’ll Catch Fire on repeat.
Fans of the Small Sad Yard Sale brand who love a dark, vintage aesthetic.
Anyone who wants a high-quality, independent artist sticker with a bit of a bite.
Armageddon in the Bathtub

This 3-inch glossy die-cut sticker features a striking hand-drawn illustration of a woman reaching for a flying toaster while in the bath. A direct nod to the dark, romanticized macabre of early 2000s punk, the "Small Sad Yard Sale" branding is custom-lettered to match the legendary Alkaline Trio font. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who prefers their nostalgia with a side of dark humor and a catchy chorus.

Technical Specifications

Dimensions: 3 inches at the widest point (Die-cut to character and bubble silhouette).

Finish: Gloss for deep blacks and high-contrast red.
Material: Water-resistant, premium vinyl built for longevity on daily-use gear.
Adhesive: Strong permanent bond that sticks to most smooth, non-porous surfaces.

Handmade Quality Guarantee I handle every step of the process in my studio—from the original ink drawing to the final precision cut. Each sticker is personally inspected for quality. If yours arrives with a structural defect or printing error that wasn't caused by your own application or rough handling, I will replace it at no cost.

Where to Stick It This vinyl decal is built for high-visibility spots like laptop lids, hydroflasks, and guitar cases. The glossy finish ensures the clean linework and bold red lettering stay sharp, even if things get a little splashy.

This is for:

Alkaline Trio fans who still have Maybe I’ll Catch Fire on repeat.
Fans of the Small Sad Yard Sale brand who love a dark, vintage aesthetic.
Anyone who wants a high-quality, independent artist sticker with a bit of a bite.