Telecaster Guitar Bart Simpson Chalkboard Sticker - Glossy Midwest Emo Parody

$6.25
The Hardest Lesson to Learn

This 3-inch glossy die-cut sticker features Bart Simpson at the chalkboard writing the ultimate emo truth: "Buying a Telecaster will not make my dad love me." It’s the perfect self-aware addition for any musician who thinks one more butterscotch blonde guitar will finally fix their problems.

Technical Specifications

Dimensions: 3 inches (Die-cut to follow Bart and the chalkboard).
Finish: High-gloss protective laminate for a vibrant look.
Material: Water-resistant vinyl built for laptops, water bottles, and gear.
Adhesive: Strong permanent glue that bonds to most smooth surfaces.

Quality Guarantee I handle everything from drawing to cutting in my studio. If your sticker arrives with a structural defect or printing error that wasn't caused by your own application or handling, I will replace it at no cost.

Where to Stick It This decal is practically mandatory for guitar cases, pedalboards, and amp heads. It also looks great on laptop lids and notebooks. The gloss finish ensures the white chalk text stays crisp and readable.

This is for:
Telecaster players and gear nerds with a sense of humor.
The Simpsons fans who love a niche subculture mashup.
Anyone currently trying to buy their way out of a mid-life (or mid-twenties) crisis.
The Hardest Lesson to Learn

This 3-inch glossy die-cut sticker features Bart Simpson at the chalkboard writing the ultimate emo truth: "Buying a Telecaster will not make my dad love me." It’s the perfect self-aware addition for any musician who thinks one more butterscotch blonde guitar will finally fix their problems.

Technical Specifications

Dimensions: 3 inches (Die-cut to follow Bart and the chalkboard).
Finish: High-gloss protective laminate for a vibrant look.
Material: Water-resistant vinyl built for laptops, water bottles, and gear.
Adhesive: Strong permanent glue that bonds to most smooth surfaces.

Quality Guarantee I handle everything from drawing to cutting in my studio. If your sticker arrives with a structural defect or printing error that wasn't caused by your own application or handling, I will replace it at no cost.

Where to Stick It This decal is practically mandatory for guitar cases, pedalboards, and amp heads. It also looks great on laptop lids and notebooks. The gloss finish ensures the white chalk text stays crisp and readable.

This is for:
Telecaster players and gear nerds with a sense of humor.
The Simpsons fans who love a niche subculture mashup.
Anyone currently trying to buy their way out of a mid-life (or mid-twenties) crisis.